Purple

This page concerns the lagcraftian theory of purple, its definition, and related terms as they apply to basic lagcraftian principles of fundamentally theoretical philosophical mathematical findings of the basic meaning of terms used in an obfuscatory manner.

Purple
Purple is the universal answer to life, the universe, and everything. Mathematically, this means that Purple is equal to 42.

Basically, if we can prove that...

Then, we can assume that,

And therefore,

Cheese
When purple alone as itself will not suffice as an answer to something, then cheese must be added, as per Jadedwolf's theory of the universe. While this method is theoretical in the literary sense, it is more or less akin to Einstein's theory of relativity, or Darwin's theory of evolution... being that it's pretty much... proven.